cat declawing after it ruined my sofa?

Question by Hungri Happo: cat declawing after it ruined my sofa?
my sofa was beautiful. it was leather and it was so comfortable! then i got this stupid cat and it clawed it and i had to get rid of it! so now i am going to declaw my cat. how much does it cost? can i have its teeth removed too? any other body parts i can remove to reduce its ability to hurt my furniture?

Best answer:

Answer by Mark
Boo,
it says as it sticks its great nose around the boulders and trees, and tries to scare little children.
Boo….
Boo, says the troll.

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